Teeth & Blood: DVD Review
Arriving this week on DVD is the UMC (Urban Movie Channel) vampire movie, “Teeth & Blood”. As a critic, I watch a lot of movies and of course I must force myself to sit through some pretty awful ones just so I can warn readers to stay clear of them. “Teeth & Blood” is one of those titles. This one is so painfully terrible, that within the first twenty minutes I was suffering more than the bloodsucker victims on screen.
“Teeth & Blood” is set in an L.A. movie studio where a vampire flick is being filmed. It just so happens that those who are working on the production are actually vampires. One by one, the non-vamps are getting picked off or being turned. There is also a side-plot about blood banks which to be honest dealing with the movie set stuff was all I could handle. Oh and don’t even get me started on the acting. The woman who played the blonde news reporter could very well be the worst actress I have ever seen.
If you haven’t picked up on it by now, I recommend avoiding “Teeth & Blood” at all costs. These bloodsuckers really suck!
By: Marc Ferman